The Penis Is The Greatest Gift Ever. World Penis Day.

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This is Funny but Educative. A true friend is like a Penis, he stands up for you in times of needs. *Do u know that the Penis is d greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months*. *Besides it has 3 good manners too* 1) *Its very courteous, it stands before it performs* 2) *It is very emotional, it weeps during performance* 3) *It is polite, it bows after performing.*. *Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves!. ⭕1) Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free!"* ⭕2) *Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of BP!* ⭕3) *Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked*. ⭕4) *Success is like 'pregnancy'. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it*. ⭕5) *Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason*. ⭕6) *Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life*. ⭕7)*When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach & say "Congrats"!* *But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done"!* *Moral: "Hard work is never appreciated: "Only results matter"* *Now that I've educated. you, share this fun!*😃 *"Happy penis day"* Send your stories and gist to genesisnollywood@gmail.com WhatsApp/IMO/Call: +2348035655009

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