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PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS, IT'S VERY IMPORTANT AND CAN SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE. A group of Japanese Doctors confirmed that warm water is 100% effective in resolving some health problems. Such as: 1 Migraine 2 High blood pressure 3 Low blood pressure 4 Pain of joints 5 Sudden increase and decrease of heartbeat 6 Epilepsy 7 Increasing level of cholesterol 8 Cough 9 Bodily discomfort 10 Golu pain 11 Asthma 12 Hooping cough 13 Blockage of veins 14 Disease related to Uterus & Urine 15 Stomach problems 16 Poor appetite 17 Also all diseases related to the eyes, ear & throat. 18 Headache HOW TO USE WARM WATER Get up early in the morning and drink approximately 4 glasses of warm water when the stomach is empty. You may not be able to make 4 glasses at the beginning but slowly you will. NOTE: DO not eat anything 45mins after taking the water. The warm water therapy will resolve the health problems within reasonable period such as: ✔ Dia...

My name is Mazi Ogechukwu David I'm from Nkpa in Abia state, a comedian and an actor and I like saying the truth not minding who gets offended. One thing the IPOB members and Buhari loyalists have in common is that they hate to hear the truth and they don't listen to constructive criticism. In the last few days I've been under attack both on social media,phone calls and text messages because I advised the IPOB 'warlords'. Without apology I still see it as sheer madness and foolishness for any sane man to use stones, clubs and bottles to go after a full military squad that have armoured tanks and ak47 assault rifles. Nnamdi Kanu made so much noise about how his secret squad will kill any military man that will come from the "zoo" to arrest him and we all thought that he was fully prepared for war. Dede since you people want to die as heroes at least you for equip your men even with the cheapest guns just like Ojukwu did, but pushing some lawless m...

Please look at the speech that was read yesterday at the retreat by the Pope. Regardless of religion, see how beautifully Pope Francis wrote about the family. There is no perfect family. We do not have perfect parents, we are not perfect, we do not marry a perfect person or have perfect children. We have complaints from each other. We disappoint each other. So there is no healthy marriage or healthy family without the exercise of forgiveness. Forgiveness is vital to our emotional health and spiritual survival. Without forgiveness the family becomes an arena of conflict and a stronghold of hurt. Without forgiveness, the family becomes ill. Forgiveness is the a sepsis of the soul, the cleansing of the mind and the liberation of the heart. Whoever does not forgive does not have peace in the soul nor communion with God. Hurt is poison that intoxicates and kills. Keeping heartache in the heart is a self-destructive gesture. It's autophagy. Those who do no...

Big-time Gospel singer-turned nudist, Maheeda, is not a stranger to hugging headlines. Fond of making controversial statements and posting nude pictures online, Maheeda knows how to court people’s attention. True to type, the self-acclaimed Naija bad girl dominated the news shortly after boxer, Floyd Mayweather’s recordbreaking fight against Conor McGregor. Maheeda had taken to her Instagram page to indicate her interest to have sex with the heavyweight champion. She had written, “Okay now daddy, let’s do the main match in bed.” Maheeda explained why she wants the boxer in her bed. “Mayweather is the type of man I like. I like them strong, determined and focused, and he looks like a man that would know how to treat a woman well in bed. Contrary to what people think, I’m not after him for his money, I just want him to give me some good sex. And I’m sure he would also enjoy the experience with me.” Send your stories and gist to genesisnollywood@gmail.com WhatsApp/IMO/...

By Lisa Respers France. The special show will air this winter. Some celebs have appeared on UK edition. (CNN) Fans of "Big Brother" have something to look forward to this winter. CBS has announced its first edition of "Celebrity Big Brother." The new show will be be hosted by Julie Chen, who also hosts the long-running reality show, "Big Brother." The show's premise is to gather together a group of strangers to live in a house where they are under 'round-the-clock surveillance. They are cut off from the outside world, and "houseguests" are systematically voted out of the house. Next year will mark "Big Brother's" 20th season, but to honor it's motto -- "expect the unexpected" -- producers aren't making fans wait till next summer for more of their favorite show. "'Big Brother' has been dominating pop culture throughout its 19 seasons, and it is exciting to grow the franchise with th...

By TARA FOWLER, EMILY SHAPIRO and MARK OSBORNE. Hurricane Irma lashed the Caribbean today, causing at least three deaths, while farther north in the U.S., Florida, Georgia and South Carolina are facing states of emergency as residents brace for the monster storm. This afternoon, the Category 5 storm dubbed "extremely dangerous" by the National Hurricane Center (NHC), was battering the Caribbean, destroying about 90 percent of the structures and vehicles on Barbuda, officials said. The storm has sustained winds of 185 mph and even higher gusts. In St. Martin and St. Barthelemy, at least two people died and at least two others were seriously wounded, according to a spokesperson for France’s ministry for its overseas territories. At least one person died in Barbuda, where there is widespread damage, said Midcie Francis, a spokeswoman for Antigua & Barbuda’s National Office of Disaster Services. Irma, which is approximately 450 miles wide, has had sustained winds of at ...