If The Federal Government Had Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria.

By Akanni Ola Balogun Ten things that would have happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria. 1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria. 2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too.

3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked. 4. Mark cannot walk the streets of Yaba because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police). 5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption. 6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, -Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria -NCC Chairman -Chairman House Committee on ICT -Chairman Senate Committee on ICT -Spokesperson of the Senate/House -Senate president -Speaker of the House -National Chairman of APC -National Troupe -National women leader. 7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images. 8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria. 9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding 10. Some state governors will pose with him to snap pictures for billboards. But then, God pass them... ! GENESIS NOLLYWOOD shoots and edit Musical Videos, Movies, TV Programs, Wedding Videos, Church Events, Birthday Parties & Comedy Skits etc. Call/What'sApp: 08035655009. Rebroadcast this message. God bless you.