White People Are Too Smart. Africans Must Introduce New Games To Win Golds Medals At Olympic Sports.

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This oyinbo people, no be today dia sense start. They just took all their hobbies and arranged them as Olympic sports. As in, what am I seeing? Water polo, Dancing horses, Fencing etc. Then they invite us knowing our sense never pass football and 100m. So we are just there to watch them carry 30, 60 gold medals while we are battling for 2. We should organise a protest o. We must boycott this future Olympic games except they introduce wood, stone and palm kernel medals or until they add more afrocentric sports like... - Eba swallowing competition - Ludo - Fashion and make up - Ten-ten - Molue-jumping - fence-flying - okada race - Spending money - gele-tying - Beating traffic light - Baba ijebu - Draft - Crossing express way - Jumping queue - Tapping palm wine - setting trap for bushmeat - Suwe - kodi - Lis - bojiboji - Sugarcane chewing - Rock climbing without ropes and hooks. - Catching of loose local chickens - Bone crushing - Fish head eating in hot miango pepper - Sack race - Tapping Honey without head cover. - Walking with tray of oranges on your head hands free. - Danbe - Ayo - Ram fighting - Palm wine tapping - boat regatta With these games...we will be hitting 25 gold in first 3 days I bet you

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